Poll of the day

Sep 24 2014 Published by under FWDAOTI

If some throwaway sentence in the Aims page draft I'm looking over for PhysioProffe stimulates my curiosity about a cool model then he is obligated to throw a least a postdoc year at the topic, correct?

10 responses so far

  • Isis the Scientist says:

    And at least 20% of your effort. But if he sends you the model, he gets half your grant.

  • gerty-z says:

    hahahahaha!!!! good luck with that

  • drugmonkey says:

    effort, schmeffort. I just want him to do the damn experiment and report back. Is that asking too much? I think not.

  • toto says:

    1- Bribe the post-doc to work on it anyway. Make all kinds of crazy promises, money, sex, unicorns, world peace - or even crazier, stable employment (some folks really are that gullible).

    2- When CP fires post-doc, take him/her in your lab on a volunteer basis "until some funding crops up".

    3- ???

    4- Publish!

    /This advice brought to you by Shaum E. Themoney, Senior Assistant Vice-Chancellor for Ethical Diversity at Patrick Henry University.

  • Dave says:

    Is it glamour worthy? If not, no dice baby.

  • Comradde PhysioProffe says:

    Dumshitte, you really took my "health relevance" bullshittio seriously? Anyway, you send one of your post-docs, or yourself on sabbatical, to my lab and we're in business!

  • Strangesource says:

    All I know is, Monkey, you take a sabbatical in PP's lab for a year...we get a post-docs you've tortured on the interweb to assist, and we've got reality TV heaven.

  • Anonymouse says:

    I hate reality TV, but OMG - a reality TV show in a lab!!! I would totally watch that!!!

  • DJMH says:

    Most lab reality shows I would never watch, because DUH I live in one...but DM as CPP's knowitall greybeard postdoc? Hells yes.

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