Dec 03 2014 Published by drugmonkey under Conduct of Science, Grant Review, Peer Review
Everyone who is more approving or lenient than you are is an incompetent moron.
Everyone that is harsher or less enthusiastic is a total jackhole.
12 responses so far
Who's George Carlin?
A great philosopher
Interesting. I'll have to look him up.
Toto's lemma: when MY paper is under review, the terms in the first equation spontaneously cancel, but the second effect automatically becomes twice as strong.
I call it collapse of the ragefunction.
Wow. Who's George Carlin? That question makes me feel old. I regard him as a cultural touchstone. The 7 words, of course, but also the 2 commandments, and many other bits and saying. My daughter quotes him to me frequently.
"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist."
We're not old - they are too young. But surely he must be on Youtube....
Who was the greater natural philosopher, George or Arthur? (Carlin or Karlin)?
Even my 12 year old son knows of the Great Wise Man, Mage Carlin!!
"What year did Jesus think it was?" -- one of his many koans
Jeezus H Motherfucken Keeerist!!!!!!!!!
One of my favorite performances of his...audio only.
Includes the prescient Airport Security...
My G Carlin's preferred one is below. Maybe dm/pp can come up with a robotic simulation on new NIH biosketch language.
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