Our good blogfriend DrJ&MrsH has prepared a manuscript for your review. It contains such observations as:
Despite no obvious size disparity, Righty consistently delivered more product than Lefty. Across all observations (n = 50), Righty matched or outpaced Lefty (Fig. 1).
Our data were consistent with this finding (Fig. 3), although the fucking ANOVA is only 0.07. I went ahead and ran the T-tests anyhow... Disregarding the ANOVA made me feel naughty.